Patriotism Pillows

'What about the other three fourths of the month?'

'That does it! I've had it with that nincompoop! Every time there's a birthday, he's the first to sign the card and he never leaves room for anyone else!'

World Power

Uncle Sam, Lady Liberty and Lady Justice walk into a bar that is advertising a "Pursuit of Happiness Hour" in its front window.

"Hmm...Not quite, Betsy, but the stripes are a good start."

Spacious Skies - Amber Waves of Grain - Purple Mountains - Fruited Plain - Leo's Diner

Rule Britannia!

"The British are coming. Just sayin'."

"Life, liberty and the pursuit of happiness, which may involve an occasional hot=dog-eating contest."

"I'm still proud to be an American. Just not proud of all Americans."

Veterans Day US

'Honey, I fear to be a European patriot means a little more than having a German beer for breakfast, Italian pizza and French wine for lunch and Spanish brandy for dinner...'

Remembering All The American Idols.

A broken American heart

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Union Jack

'Give you liberty or give you death? That's easy for you to say. You have nine lives.'

Memorial Day

Rule Britannia!

''The consent of the governed'? -- that could be a deal-breaker.'

Memorial Day

Time to Thank Your Lucky Stars.

Go Britain!

'Thank You'

'Thank you.'

"Oh, come on! Nobody brought a pen?"

"Thank you."

'Communist.'

4th of July

Remember our veterans this Memorial Day

"No flag pin!"

'Just think. . . future generations of Americans will observe July 4 in an orgy of fireworks, beer and barbeque. . .'

BORIS NEEDS YOU

GOTCHA!

"Play it, Sam."