Patriotic Pundit Pillows

'I notice you're claiming non-domicile status, Mr Bull...'

1880 Presidential Election - Columbia Consoles General Hancock after Election Defeat

Uncle Sam opens his fridge upon which is stuck various quotes by famous american politicians from the past.

"You mean that's the Billof Rights? The American Bill of Rights?"

Thank you, Joe

"The period furniture is authentic. A prime example of colonial cherry."

'No fair! -- She's clinging to guns and religion!'

"How do I get this jerk of my back?"

"So what kind of mood is he in?"

"Oh, I'll be bi-partisan alright, punishing both sides of the aisle."

In the Guru District

They're Not Just That Into It

'Can't they just switch to smaller barrels?'

'To most people, 1984 is just a novel; around here it's our instruction manual.'

News and Magazines. Celebrity gossip. Sports scandals. Political bickering. We're out of the "information age" and well into the "too much information age"!

You Are Here - Uncle Sam's Exit Strategy

A man peddles U.S. flags on the sidewalk, next to a man peddling copies of the U.S. constitution

CEO du Jour

Difference of Opinion

"We're suing you under equal opportunities legislation for failure to represent our rights"

'Thank heavens! For a minute there I thought it was the news!'

"Gas. Regular. Premium. Super. You don’t want to know."

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Where does it all end up?

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

'I look forward to a bigger and bolder vision in my 2nd term.'

"I'm as progressive as they come, except for my money. No one touches my money."

Obama Healthcare.

"Nous somme desir-eh, go, er, allez, erm, universitaire français, s'il vous plait."

"As I see it, 'Crazy politics' - like not voting on a supreme court nominee - is better than a complete government shutdown."

First you're a law student, then you're a lawyer, then you're a judge, then you're a politician, then you're a criminal.

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

Edmund Burke's 'Reflections on the Revolution in France' haunts Dr Richard Price