Political Pundit Pillows

"Mistakes were made."

Difference of Opinion

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo! Political pollsters.

"If we're done grousing about Cuba, let's have in to those cigars."

Strictly off the record.

'Let's try voting for the greater of the two evils this time and see what happens.'

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

'I think he's just seen 'the big picture' for the first time.'

"Regarding the promised tax cut...It will depend on how you define 'tax' and 'cut'..."

Welcome to Utopia.

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity

'The stimulus package doesn't seem to be working,'

In the Guru District

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

UN agreements.

Penguin racists

"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."

'A conflict of interest? But that's my favorite kind of conflict.'

"Hey! There's no soap in here."

"I said I would take questions - I didn't say I would answer them."

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

'Go on then, walk out. But don't come running back to me when you run out of money.'

The Tramp of Human Rights

"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

'Since the knee replacement surgery, you've gone from a knee-jerk conservative to a knee-jerk liberal.'

'Let me rephrase your question and answer with a 10 second sound bite to catch the next news cycle.'

New research on streetcrime