Political Pundit Mugs

"Mistakes were made."

Difference of Opinion

The ERG finally conclude their exhaustive research into Europe.

Eeny, Meeny, Miney, Mo! Political pollsters.

"If we're done grousing about Cuba, let's have in to those cigars."

Strictly off the record.

'Let's try voting for the greater of the two evils this time and see what happens.'

"We used to feel your pain, but that's no longer our policy."

Will explain the Fed's next move - $25.

'I think he's just seen 'the big picture' for the first time.'

"Regarding the promised tax cut...It will depend on how you define 'tax' and 'cut'..."

'Do you think I can bend over backwards as well as forwards?' What more must Turkey do to join the European Union?

In the Guru District

'The stimulus package doesn't seem to be working,'

Welcome to Utopia.

Wilson: The Appearance of Integrity

"Look, I've got nothing against globalization, just as long as it's not in my backyard."

"The idea that the government introduces change for the SAKE of it is NONSENSE...we also introduce it so we have an endless stream of tabloid friendly headlines and meaningless sound bites."

Penguin racists

UN agreements.

'A conflict of interest? But that's my favorite kind of conflict.'

"I said I would take questions - I didn't say I would answer them."

"Hey! There's no soap in here."

"It's the government, they've spent all our taxes and want to know if we can send them some more."

"Still Undecided Political Blocs"

'It's cheaper than gas.'

"Then we carefully disguise the bribes as legal fees by changing the word 'bribes' to 'legal fees.'"

'I'm very concerned about the surveillance society.'

The Tramp of Human Rights

'You know, sometimes we have to sacrifice some of our personal freedoms...'

'According to the latest poll, 64% of the public don't pay any attention to polls...'

'Go on then, walk out. But don't come running back to me when you run out of money.'

Redistricting.

'Since the knee replacement surgery, you've gone from a knee-jerk conservative to a knee-jerk liberal.'

New research on streetcrime