Environmental Commentator Pillows

"Damn straight, if the food chain ain't broke, don't fix it."

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Bloody Hosepipe Ban!!!!

"Global warming has been good to me... I switched from investing in coal to rubber boats."

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Putin Missile

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Trump leaving

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Matryoshka/ Russian Gas Cylinders

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

'Cartoonist thinking'

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Sir Patrick Moore.

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Tree of Public Opinion.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

'Stocks gyrated today on news life is full of suprises.'

Chess on TV

The United States of Amazement

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"