Climate Commentator Pillows

"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

Three-Martini science

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

"Thankfully, no rise in global temperatures can melt the ice in my veins."

'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

The seasons.

Who needs Benidorm when we have global warming?

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'It's daylight savings time. Move the calender ahead to June.'

'Boy, will this drought ever end?'

Snow Global Warming

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

'Typical British weather.'

"Yessir warmer weather will be moving in any day now."

Melted Glacier Bottled Water

"Tabarnak!"

Summer in Italy

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Typical, I hadn't finished complaining about the heat..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Imagine how cold it would be if we didn't have global warming!"

The GOP replaces the Dove of Peace with their environmental symbol...

London winter.

Chillin' at G-8: 'What global warming?'

Propane Shortage

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'Please God, let global warming be real...and fast!!'

Kids and Boomers

Beggar will ineptly argue global warming for money.

"Have you noticed how bad the weather's become since we started giving names to storms?"