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"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Weather bar

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Intense summer sun

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Where is global warming when you want it?

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."