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"So. . . you're expecting flooding then?"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Weather bar

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Khan Hunt

24 Words for Melting Snow

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Intense summer sun

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Where is global warming when you want it?

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"