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"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"I tell you, the gas shortage story in the seventies was good, but this greenhouse thing is pure genius!"

'Climate change only affects us when we come away on holiday.'

Winter Weather.

Ice fisherman watching water skier go by.

"I remember when there was no damn environment."

'It's not global warming. It's an overflowing toilet.'

'I told you a house-warming party was a bad idea.'

"It seems as though all of this global warming has had very little effect on my bucatini carbonara."

'I don't care if we are non-migratory birds. Next year we're going south!'

"We're on the brink of extinction and best scientists can do is suggest we go from briefs to boxers."

Real estate news you can use: Buy your igloo in July, never in December!

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

Drought in Sixth Week

'Of course we are doing our part against global warming. Here we are producing a new line of air conditioners.'

'...and then he talked about climate change saying I will get my raise when hell freezes over.'

'They laughed when I told them I wanted to be a pole-squatter. . . they're not laughing now.'

ESKIMO WITH IGLOO SHAPED TENT

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

'I guess this global warming thing is for real.'

A North pole dancer.

'I'm going to need to dip into the slush fund.'

The greenhouse effect sometimes acts in strange ways

'This is our highest factor sun cream. It comes with a free application trowel.'

Car island.

"Ha ha! You froze to death!"

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'My changed positions are due to climate change.'

Where is global warming when you want it?

"The idea is simple. You pay us money and all your sins disappear! It's just like purchasing carbon offsets."

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."