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"In this heat the cows only give milk powder!"

Three-Martini science

"I think we have run out of time..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"Thankfully, no rise in global temperatures can melt the ice in my veins."

'I've just heard the weather forecast, they say it could be hot...on the other hand it could be cold!'

"Of course some creatures have proved more able to adapt to changing climate conditions than others."

'Well, if no one is willing to take responsibility for it, we'll blame it on climate change.'

The seasons.

'It's daylight savings time. Move the calender ahead to June.'

Who needs Benidorm when we have global warming?

'Typical British weather.'

'. . . If you need immediate help with the floods I understand Mrs Miggins at No. 9 has a canoe!'

Snow Global Warming

'Boy, will this drought ever end?'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Have you noticed how bad the weather's become since we started giving names to storms?"

Beggar will ineptly argue global warming for money.

Kids and Boomers

'Please God, let global warming be real...and fast!!'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

Propane Shortage

Chillin' at G-8: 'What global warming?'

London winter.

The GOP replaces the Dove of Peace with their environmental symbol...

"Imagine how cold it would be if we didn't have global warming!"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Summer in Italy

How Glaciations Begin

"Too sunny for you. Too dry. Whatever next?"

Paris experiences worst flooding in 30 years

"I'm hoping that 'climate change with extreme weather events' means that places with a pleasant climate will wind up with having even more extremely pleasant weather."