Comical Climate Commentator T-Shirts

The robins are back, look!

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

'What can I do to create a climate where things get done?'

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

Minnesota Weather.

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

"How much energy did you use to create me? I wasn't awakened with nuclear power, was I?..."

Welcome to the North Pole

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."