Climate Humor Enthusiast T-Shirts

"My wife said this place is climate controlled."

'Sorry I'm a little late with today's joke, folks.... I was busy shoveling the global warming off my driveway.'

Tip of the icebergs for sale - get them before they melt.

"First Noah said rain, then flooding, next thing it will be all due to global warming."

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

The new green legislature requires methane mitigation.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"OK then, I admit it. Installing the log burner was a bad idea!"

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

'Who turned up the thermostat?'

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'They did it again - not a word in the weather report about an ice age.'

"Is it safe to come out yet?"

'The mountains were too cold for me you see, so I thought: People lost in the desert could need my skills too...'

"You'll have to have it neat, sir. We're running out of ice."

"An iceberg the size of Connecticut broke off from Antarctica? How do the taxes compare?"

Minnesota Weather.

"It's so warm that I'm laying hard boiled eggs."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

US Winter Weather Map.

'This should shake things up -- I've just found conclusive evidence that global warming is caused by whales!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

"Now we know what happens when we overachieve the climate goals."

Welcome to the North Pole

'Unusual weather for June'

'We've only cut our CO2 emissions to piss off the utilities companies.'

To Antarctica

Chugalugs Ice Cream (Out of Business) Coming Soon: Chuglalugs Hot Chocolate

'We're polluting our ozone. Our icecaps are getting bigger, the oceans are shrinking....All because of our addiction to oxygen!'

'Due to global warming the Baked Alaska has been replaced by Thawed Alaska.'

"Are you sure? Hot sex is a leading cause of global warming??"

'Rats, the weather forecast is bad for the whole week: Hot and sunny...'