Climate Change Debater T-Shirts

Why Oil Spills Are Good:

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Party Like the Temperature is 1999

Polar bear contributes to global warming."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

I don't think it's going to work...

"I'll start start taking global warming predictions seriously as soon as they can nail a three-day forecast."

"I'm just glad that global warming turned out not to be real."

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"You know who's tougher than all your little superheroes? The fossil fuel industry."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Toadstool you say? No, this is snailstool now!"

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

More Unequal Than Others

Stegosaurus (say the evolutionists). Nonsense (say the creationists).

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

''Science is nothing but trained and organized common sense' Thomas Huxley, 1825-1895.'

Terrorism premium on every barrel of oil.

"Woo-hoo!"

''Relativity,' you say? — Well, it can't be any worse than your 'speed bump' theory.'

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Yellow Vests

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

Popular and Unpopular Science

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'What we must decide is if there is an accidental nuclear explosion which wipes out this entire part of the country, do we pass the cost on to the consumer?'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."