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"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Scarcity

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Where's my global warming?

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Coot on a jetty

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."