Climate Change Blogger Gifts

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Scarcity

"Mom, I'm bored. Do you know something I can get hysterical and panicky about?"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

Coot on a jetty

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Where's my global warming?

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I've been hired by a zoologist to keep a detailed blog of my daily life,,,'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."