Climate Commentary Lover Gifts

"I thought a sea change was metaphoric."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Weather bar

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Where is global warming when you want it?

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

Khan Hunt

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Intense summer sun

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"