Climate Commentary Lover Prints

"I thought a sea change was metaphoric."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Global Warming.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

Weather bar

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Where is the global warming when you want it?'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

Intense summer sun

Cover story: Weather Forecaster.

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"You bet I'm hot! My breed is meant to live high up in the mountains, but my owner was transferred here..."

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"Considering the heat, cold button issues might be the way to go."

Where is global warming when you want it?