Climate Commentarian Prints

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

'Cartoonist thinking'

How Glaciations Begin

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

Sports Radio in Crisis

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Tree of Public Opinion.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Actually, we will replace you."

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

Chess on TV

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

The United States of Amazement

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"