Climate Commentarian Mugs

Melting snowman: 'I hate this time of year!'

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

'Cartoonist thinking'

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

Sports Radio in Crisis

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Sir Patrick Moore.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Tree of Public Opinion.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Icebergs talk about CNN appearance and looking thin on TV.

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"Actually, we will replace you."

Chess on TV

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

The United States of Amazement

"Mum? are you sure thers's such thing as global warming, coz I'm bloody freezing."

"This is gonna be great!"

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"