Climate Crisis Commentator Mugs

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

"On a bright note...if China blows up the world, we won't have to worry about global warming."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

Chinese stock market

Spanish bank needs propping up.

The bailout.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Euro fall...

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

The euro currency is a bomb.

Agency Moody's comments

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Weather bar

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."