Climate Crisis Commentator Prints

'I'm not the first visionary who's been accused of extreme optimism.'

Khan Hunt

'I need to do better real estate investments. First, the housing crisis made me lose 75% of my house's value...and now, global warming is melting it!'

"On a bright note...if China blows up the world, we won't have to worry about global warming."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"The economy always seems to be recovering, but it never recovers."

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

"I think we have run out of time..."

How Glaciations Begin

Chinese stock market

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Early Attempt at Quantitative Easing.

Ukraine Crisis

Spanish bank needs propping up.

Unconditional Surrender

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

The bailout.

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Euro fall...

Bank of Cyprus-sia

"Now over to our healthcare correspondent."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

If I survive this, I'm reinventing myself as a television pundit.

The euro currency is a bomb.

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Agency Moody's comments

Man applying Eurobond glue to broken Piggy bank

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

A Second Stimulus is Coming,

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

'Cancel your debt? How do you think I make my money?'

"Come climate change, you could find yourself sitting beach-front on the French riviera."

"It was around here we felt the force of el nino."