Climate Change Conversationalist T-Shirts

"I have no particular objection to the earth, but I wouldn't go so far as to call myself its friend."

'What are you rioting about?' - 'Nothing really, in this drought its the only time I can get the plants watered.'

'Your mother refuses to believe that I'm a Climate Change denier.'

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'Think how all that chatting is affecting global warming.'

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

Where's my global warming?

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Keystone XL

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

"If a tree falls in the forest and no-one hears it.".... "Then your illegal logging business is a success."

Oil Spill

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.