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"First it was global cooling, then it was acid rain, now it's global warming. I think they're full of crap."

Scarcity

The interested bystanders.

Winter Weather.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"What the hell happened to this town?"

Keystone XL

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

Environmental Clues

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'