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"Global warming, in my opinion, is the last refuge of an environmentalist."

Scarcity

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Keystone XL

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

But It's Cold

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

Environmental Clues

Maybe we should try to evolve after the ice melts.

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

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