Climate Discourse Enthusiast Pillows

"Global warming, in my opinion, is the last refuge of an environmentalist."

Scarcity

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Global Warming.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

Keystone XL

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

Environmental Clues

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."

'Hello, I'd like to apply for some property insurance.'

'And finally, we give thanks to our ancestors for settling in this perpetually frozen wasteland, and not somewhere pleasant, like Cabo.'

Still a global warming sceptic?

'what with global warming, I finished my summer reading last winter.'