Climate Debate Enthusiast Pillows

"Yeah. I like the hard stuff ...So what?"

'Are these temperature figures accurate? Or has this data been manipulated by the climate research unit?'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"So much for global warming..."

Trump and Bolsonaro in UN

"Now that we can't discuss religion, politics, OR the weather, I got nuthin' to say."

"Why don't we switch off the news and give Brexit up for Lent?"

Scarcity

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Global Warming.

"At least, everybody's agreed about the next summit's name!"

"Instead of raising the minimum wage, we should lower it to $4.00 an hour and create more jobs. Plus, low wages would encourage car pooling."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"Dad, your basement is flooded with over ten inches of left-wing hoax."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Now do you believe in Global Warming?'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

Fracking Express

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"I be feelin' a mighty hot wind..."

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

Bigfoot Carbon Footprint.

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

Environmental Clues

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."