Climate Conversation Enthusiast Mugs

"First it was global cooling, then it was acid rain, now it's global warming. I think they're full of crap."

Scarcity

The interested bystanders.

Winter Weather.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"What the hell happened to this town?"

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

Keystone XL

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'Of course, I buy only organic foods... I like to be environmentally friendly.'

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

You're right. Winter in Florida sounds better every year.

'Environmental dept? Yes, just a query. It's August, it's 85?. It has been for 3 months now...'

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

But It's Cold

'So... when do you think you'll b leaving for good?'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

"Mrs. Santa Claus wants a divorce, the elves in my workshop is on strike, the reindeer just hate me and global warming makes my place in the North Pole melt!"

Environmental Clues

Scientists discovered an immense hole in Siberia. Nobody knows what caused it. Some think global warming melted a huge, gas-filled hill made of ice so fast that is exploded. Let's let them go on thinking that, little buddy. House of Java.net Cybercafe. By the way, if you ever go out to the middle of nowhere to brew your own black market cologne, make sure you don't brew it on a hill made of ice. That does not constitute an admission of anything.

"Hear me out. Maybe rising sea levels wouldn't be so bad."

"Of course some species have adapted better than others to climate change..."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

A Present form Saudi Arabia.

"It seems like all we talk about anymore is the weather."

"Now, if New York were sunny and bright like Colorado, then that would be another story."