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"And what do YOU want to be when you grow up in the climate-induced famine wars?"

The Problem Revealed.

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

Scarcity

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

COP29

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

Where's my global warming?

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"