Climate Change Thinkers T-Shirts

'I worry about my future.'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Scarcity

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Earth Reset Button.

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

Weather bar

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

For sale

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

Healing the Earth

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

Where is global warming when you want it?

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"And if what they say about global warming is true you should have year round use of the pool by 2075."

Ebeneezer Scrooge says to clerk: 'You can't have more coal for the fire, Mr Cratchit ??" this firm is committed to reducing its carbon emissions.'