Climate Change Thinkers Gifts

'I worry about my future.'

"Could it be nature's way of limiting human occupation and destruction of life of Earth, Daddy?"

Scarcity

"I’ll give you an ‘Inconvenient Truth’!"

Winter Weather.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Have you given any thought to legacy and sustainability?"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

'I've been keeping my thermostat down to 14'

Earth Reset Button.

'Bloody Hell!...What is a hosepipe ban?'

Weather bar

Sonny Bono - Singer/US Congressman.

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

'I don't know which one of you keeps turning up the air conditioning, but you'd better stop!'

For sale

Khan Hunt

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

"I'm just saying. . . it wouldn't have hurt to check the price of an airline ticket."

"Vous voyez quoi pour l'avenir de l'humanité?"

'Ooops. Any chance we could blame this on El Nino or climate change?'

'This must be that planet where they also don't believe they have Global Warming.'

"Ha! I didn't become the mayor of Atlantis by listening to a bunch of pesky scientists."

Healing the Earth

'Bad news I'm afraid...You've got the worst inheritence for a generation.'

"You hear that? New Zealand plans to tax cow burps. You have been warned!"

"So this is the sum total of your 'adapt or perish' strategy?!"

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Ahhh! Now we got the IPCC by the balls!

Where is global warming when you want it?