Climate Thinker Gifts

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

"Evolution, here I come!" "Oh, no - the sea level is rising!" "There's still a chance!"

Global Warming.

"I came to save you, but everything I can think to do seems like it wouldn't actually make that much of a difference."

'Look on the bright side: now we qualify for an energy-conservation award.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Dr B orge tests his new cow-fart ozone depletion meter.

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'This must be the effect of the climate change! Even the data cloud has started to rain!'

' I think I'm evolving due to global warming.'

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Methane Emissions

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"You can already make reservations and travel as soon as climate change has caused sea levels to rise!"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Planet Earth clean-up of man's pollution

"Scientists don't know anything. . . but we need to leave this to those more qualified. . . like scientists!"

'I know you don't want to admit you're old enough to be menopausal, but blaming your hot flashes on global warming...'

"I told you we came back too early...I'm freezing my tail feathers off!"

"I'm no scientist either, but I'd say we're in a whole lot of trouble."

"It's 40 degrees in Europe. Maybe we should take that Paris trip we always talk about, and get away from this oppressive heat."

"I doubt you'd understand what I do for a living, I'm a climate change scientist."

"We're going to need more words for flip-flops."

"Oh goodie, more snow! How frickin' original!!!"