Climate Critic Pillows

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Naomi Seibt

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

How Glaciations Begin

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Where's my global warming?

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

When We'll Take the Environment Seriously

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

Oil Spill

The Ambivalence of a Nice Day in February

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

"I'm getting a lot of burnt notes."