Climate Critic Pillows

Pat Buchanan - Political Commentator.

Naomi Seibt

"A wet winter, but we're making the best of it."

"Global warming is a great icebreaker."

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

"I think we have run out of time..."

Winter Weather.

"Sorry, Rudolph, but the production on electric reindeers and their batteries gives work to thousands of children while you destroy the climate with your farts."

"Ha! So much for environmentally friendly behaviour!"

'Dear, you can't blame this on global warming...you overcooked the fish.'

How Glaciations Begin

Fish want out of polluted river.

'Maybe there is something in all this global warming stuff.'

Wembley Concert - Stop Global Warming

"Ok, ok, climate change is not a hoax!"

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"Remember, if you can fly you don’t have to wait for the ice to melt."

Before Climate Change/After Climate Change

Where's my global warming?

"It's the new way of turning lemons into lemonade."

"It really was a no-brainer, selling drilling rights at the North Pole."

"If there is a heaven, why do we end up as fossil fuel?"

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

"How are we supposed to refill the rivers?"

"For the last time Pharaoh, it's a plague, not global warming."

"His commute to work's been getting shorter."

EARTH DAY. Whatever.

Polar Bear Paparazzi.

"Elon… We're going to need a bigger chipper." "You got it!"

Oil Spill