Climate Skeptic Pillows

"And to my nephew Scott, bold denier of climate change, I bequeath my north shore bungalow."

"Blasphemy. I don't believe in global warming."

The world can fry like a chip and end tomorrow as far as I'm concerned! I've made sure all my money is safe.

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

'We can't have a centrally planned economy, but we can have a centrally planned ecology.'

Rush Linbaugh - Radio Commentator.

"I wonder how the experts can talk about increasing temperatures within years... the same experts who can't even do a reliable forecast for tomorrow..."

"So much for global warming!"

Scarcity

Global Warming.

"I put my faith in coal. Because there’s no fuel like an old fuel."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Supermarket Aisles: 'Good for the Environment' and 'Couldn't give a flying F@$#! about the environment!'

"Someday, son, all this will be yours. It'll be under water, but still ..."

"I think I might go outside. My fresh air app is glitchy today."

"Sure, it's 'beautiful,' Ray, but where are the outlet stores?!"

"Son, one day all this will belong to your tax office, your economy-hating environmental wackos and your corrupt political clowns."

"Aw, geez. My nuts are frozen." "T-T-Tell me about it."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

Climate Change is a Hoax

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Carbon capture and storage

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

'I've got an idea. Why don't we just tack on the word 'natural' to our pesticide sprays?'

"Martha and Lee are going to be doing our environmental hand-wringing."

'Of course the scientists have got this all wrong about climate change.'

"Our carbon footprint has been very, very good to us."

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

'Of course some species have responded better to global warming than others.'

"Now over to the weather desk for a detailed report."

Taking the wrong road to the future - the environment crisis

'You're in denial.'