Quirky Climate Enthusiast Pillows

A cactus growing on an igloo

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Scarcity

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

Global Warming.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'Do you suppose we might qualify for asylum in Holland?'

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

'It's an antique, but as accurate as any modern forecasts.'