Quirky Climate Enthusiast Pillows

A cactus growing on an igloo

'Mighty strange weather tonight, followed by downright weird tomorrow....'

Scarcity

'If, as you say, they're so evolved, why do they need to wear clothes to survive?'

Weatherman: "Tonight's weather forecast is confusing, followed tomorrow by downright bewildering."

'According to the diagnostic computer, your problems are due to El Nino.'

No caption (A crash test dummy in the shape of a bird flies toward a window. Other birds dressed as scientists study the experiment from the ground).

Today's lesson, the rainforest.

"...and if you add wind-chill factor, the next plague will be even worse!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

'I have trouble believing in global warming when it's so cold that my nipples and p***s are the same size.'

"I'm never ready for sweater weather."

The science doesn't prove global warming. Stop the fraud. So why save gas because bad things "might" happen in 50 years? Global warming is hot air. Because we're going broke importing oil from countries that hate us today? Lemme see our talking points. Global warming is hot air.

"Did no one tell you that at this time of year everybody flies south?"

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

A recent poll reveals that the number of Americans who believe global warming is a threat has dropped 20%.

Cold Enough to Freeze Brass Monkeys.

"Yes, the migration flight home is always faster, but it's thanks to the prevailing winds, not just because we're keen to get home..."

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

Just north of the rainforest: the mostly-sunny-with-a-30%-chance-of-rainforest

'Ya know, I'm startin' to think this whole global warming thing might not be a bunch of hogwash after all.'

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"The Real Reason For Global Warming."

"Venice! What will climate change think of next?"

Continental drift - an Eskimo in the jungle.

'Eiter global warming is accelerating, or my Google map with climate information is malfunctioning.'

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

Science Fair: 'We need a new rule - all projects MUST be in a container!'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"It's January Dad, where's the snow?"