Climate Geek Pillows

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Scarcity

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

Global Warming.

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Landing helicopters on flowers.

"We're going to need more pets."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

Spotted Owl Migration

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

Weather forecast

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

Energy saving

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'