Climate Geek Mugs

"We've had too much rain - they don't have enough - we'll sell our rain and make millions!"

Scarcity

A bridge builder using an organic blow torch.

Solar Frankenstein

Solar Panel

Lighthouse has energy efficient light bulb.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"The tuna is endangered, the lettuce was recalled and the tomatoes were hit by a drought. I can give you mayo on a roll."

Global Warming.

Landing helicopters on flowers.

'Sales meltdown...global warming...coincidence? I think not!'

"We're going to need more pets."

"Yeah, vertical cemeteries are helping urban sustainability. But going by haunted cemetery standards ... kinda lame."

'I sense you're in the market for a Hybrid.'

Spotted Owl Migration

'Well, shoot. Now Uncle Hector's caught in the ice! It's enough to make you want to move to Florida.'

"When they assured me the solar panels would look like crackers, I said "What the hell!"'

'It looks like we might get some rain ahead.'

"You are now over planet earth please empty toilet, now"

"The cause of your illness is the approaching winter."

"Hi! Boris Johnson speaking."

"Have you tried turning it off and on?"

Corn Price Denialism

'Don't be silly, I'm not calling for help: I'm calling my cousin to come and join us for dinner...'

Weather forecast

The Right-Wing's Five Steps of Climate Change

'Congratulations on winning Weather Forecaster of the Year, you rotten swine!'

"What have you done to the climate modelling program?"

Greta's Scream (after Munch)

Pummping oil on troubled waters.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

A brilliant scientist, yet for some reason, Bert had never attended a carbon footprint conference...?

Energy saving

'It's difficult to get passioniate about things you can't pronounce.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'