Environmental Commenter Pillows

'We're not dependent upon foreign oil here, at least.'

Trump leaving

No, you idiots, they don't include a "comments" section.

"And the winner is… Dan the Man by a nose!"

Hello, my name is riskyy@ronny5 and I am addicted to comments boards.

"‘Click’, you have reached the White House, press 1 for shameless groveling, 2 for presidential pardons, and please have your credit card details ready..."

'Cartoonist thinking'

"I'm a common dolphin, I swim the west coast of Scotland foraging for fish and squid."

"Alright. What should we watch first - the Youtube video or the comments below?"

"But the good news is Trump has broken off diplomatic relations with them only on Twitter..."

'He hasn't played a game yet, but there are people who have started whinging about him already.'

Sports Radio in Crisis

Sir Patrick Moore.

Tree of Public Opinion.

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

"We've now got a higher approval rating than the media."

"Lord, save my ass from this Russia debacle, please!"

Carl Shurz's attacks on President Grant are 'Played Out'

And now, for a rebuttal.

'Oh man, he just nailed that triple entendre... that all but guarantees him a medal.'

Meet the People of the Internet

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

That's nothing. You should see what he writes in the comments section.

"This is gonna be great!"

"Woo-hoo!"

Jimi Hendrix Website - PLEASE LEAVE FEEDBACK

"As you can see here - slow the tape, guys - these sparks are coming awfully close to the truck's gas tank, an explosive situation indeed..." Every high speed chase needs a color man.

The United States of Amazement

Chess on TV

"Actually, we will replace you."

Sportscasters on the Savannah

"I don't know which makes me happier: switching to natural gas to save money or watching the fight about fracking in order to get that gas."

'Illegal immigrants, if you ask me.'

'Say what you like about the All Black scrum, but it's clearly the most fragrant and well groomed in the modern game.'

'Well that's a load off my mind. Osborne's cutting the 50p tax rate.'