Environmental Commentary Fan Pillows

'Gimme your wallet! I've got a salmon, and it's farmed'

Trump leaving

Space Pioneer

"Aww...he's got his father's eyes....Hang on...Those really are his father's eyes!!"

Whatever Happened to Basic Standards at Newspapers?

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

"Yeah, he's something alright! But do you know that if a genetically modified organism gives you his seeds, he can sue you for copyright infringement?"

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

"I refuse to be intimidated by climate alarmist!"

Acme Coffee Co.

'I'm a redundant bank teller.'

"This one's perfect if you're going green, but still don't know how turn signals work."

Bureaucrats Resting On Hercules Soldier.

QANON PROUD BOY

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Armageddon, armageddon, armageddon, then sports and weather."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

The New Cold War

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

The Bright Side

"Before we came along, gentlemen, all this was nothing but farmland."

Alternative Energy Beats Fossil Fuel

Why China's carbon footprint is so large.

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

Fatwahs.

I don't know what's worse-drowning over here or roasting over there!

Saint Walking On Polluted Water

'I'm really getting tired of all these Christmas commercials.'

'Hmmm... that's new this year!'

"All we need to do to avoid global catastrophe is reduce subsidies for giant asteroids."

Putin Missile

Smoking and non-smoking sides of a Volcano.

'Super Bowl Champ and now Nobel Prize!'