Environmental Humor Fan Pillows

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

'Melting seas, rising sea level syndrome.'

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

An snail shell with a chimney

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'I'd heard that they like to source their food locally'

'I worry that the warm glow from your sense of smug self-satisfaction could be harming the environment.'

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"