Eco-friendly Humor Lover Pillows

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Water company bonus.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

'Gene Pool'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

Firewood for Sale

I'm fully aware of the mission for a paperless society, but can I please have a toilet-roll for the gents?