Eco-friendly Humor Lover Gifts

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Water company bonus.

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

Gingerbread House: Green Building Award - Baked by Elves in Solar Ovens.

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

I have a low flow toilet ... but not by design.

Firewood for Sale

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...