Eco-humor Lovers Gifts

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Now do you believe in global warming?!

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

Soup art attack

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Despite the abundance of giant corks on the frontier, zero emission vehicles never caught on in the Old West.

If Global Warming is a left wing plot...it's a very good one.

Now, this is a good garden: full of weeds! The likelyhood of somebody trying to poison us here is very low...

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."