Eco-humor Aficionado Gifts

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

An snail shell with a chimney

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.