Eco-humor Aficionado Gifts

"No. But if we see anything we'll let you know."

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"Rising sea levels."

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

An snail shell with a chimney

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.