Eco-humor Fan Gifts

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Space Pioneer

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

The Joshua Tree

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'He's going to a better place . . . possibly to power an '86 jetta.'

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Fresh ground?

'Stand-up climatologist...'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Firewood for Sale

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

Early Signs of Spring: Skunk mating season begins.

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."