Eco-humor Fan Prints

'We used to migrate, but we heard that flying is bad for the environment.'

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'Oh, wait. There's a note. It says; Fill her up with euros.'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

Space Pioneer

The Joshua Tree

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"... And that's an 18-pound piece of tofu I shot at Whole Foods."

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"Killing the environment with sackfuls of gift tat, i-gadgets, single-use packaging, and novelty socks - anything other than: 'Ho-Ho-Ho!' to add to your defense?"

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

'Stand-up climatologist...'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

We're cutting down on packaging...so open wide!

Firewood for Sale

"This is the irrefutable proof that the world will end in 35 minutes. With this knowledge we can make millions! We just have to be damn fast. . ."

"After a while, shredding documents wasn't enough."

Why the mammoth died out. (Turned into wastepaper bins.)

"The good news is your husband is no longer producing any emissions."

"Blame evolution ifyou need to, but it's not my fault if us drones evolved to be lazy and you female bees evolved to be hard working..."

"I think you'd better switch the water feature off."