Environmental Humor Appreciator Pillows

'It wasn't that hot down here before global warming.'

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"I'm doing my part to conserve electricity."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

An snail shell with a chimney

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'