Eco-humor Appreciator Pillows

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

'Gene Pool'

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

Renewable energies and mobile telephones

"Who died?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"What do you mean MOO?"