Eco-humor Appreciator Pillows

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

Tomorrow's world 2165.

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

The Joshua Tree

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

...and there's no shortage of natural gas!

We've gotten all we can with traditional drilling techniques. What do you know about fracking?

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

"Better imaginary than extinct."

"You've got an organ donation card? Great! Now I can officially eat you when you're dead."

'Gene Pool'

Earth-Friendly Financial Services: "Working to protect our planet by accumulating vast piles of your money."

"I'm just planting invasive species this year. Let them kill each other."

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

"Who died?"

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

It's not Global Warming silly: I bought a plastic plant...

"What do you mean MOO?"

Well, good luck evolving, son, and don't do anything I wouldn't do! You know, like destroy the planet or something.

'Stand-up climatologist...'

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"