Green Humor Appreciator Pillows

"Light on the embalming fluid. He was into recycling."

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'Big date tonight, but I've just shed an antler: Do you have superglue?'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'On second thought, I don't think we need the oil changed, just yet.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

Now do you believe in global warming?!

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

'Yeah, my mum never forces me to try something new, but then again, we always eat the same thing...'

'That will be $600, thank you...'

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'Well, yes, I guess so; the Warmington AR-20 could drop a man at 500 metres.'

'Yeah we went for the hybrid car in the end. Margaret loves it.'

Prepare to meet thy recycler.

"Better imaginary than extinct."

Hedgehog opening a present - an inflatable pillow

"Wait a minute. Isn't tonight the water conservation rally?"

"What do you mean MOO?"

Climate-Conscious Cartoonists Work Without Paper!

Soup art attack

"If global warming is real, then why are winters so cold?"

"Who died?"

'You do realize you're polluting the world with that thing!'

Renewable energies and mobile telephones