Green Humor Lovers Pillows

'Sure, I'm made from recycled parts and I'm green, but that doesn't mean I'm an environmentalist.'

'It's not easy being green on grass!'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

Look! Up in the sky! It's absurd! It's inane! It's Malaprop Man! Malaprop Man, I hear you're fighting climate change now. Yes starting with solo panels, I'm reducing greenhouse guesses! I'm investing in buttery technology. I'm going to have windmeals. And of course, I've stopped drinking cola. Why is that? I'll have a smaller carbonated footprint!

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

Warning! Stay off the biotech lawn.

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

"This is a terrible table!"

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

"Rising sea levels."

It's on. My new favorite game show! Welcome to: Garbage, recycling or compost?! Dana from New York you can walk away with $10,000 or try to double the green! Double, please. Okay, Dana, here's your object: A takeout container from a local restaurant. Garbage, recycling or compost? Geez. I'm guessing it would depend on whether it's got some cardboard or it's fully biodegradable. Final answer? Recycling. Wrong. Garbage! I knew it. Ridicule her! You've lost your green, loser! I'm sorry. I try so ha

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

You Are Here.

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

"Okay, it's agreed, - if Trump gets elected we won't be heading south for the winter."

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'It is fuel efficient, but my ego feels crunched.'

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

An snail shell with a chimney

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.