Green Humor Enthusiast Pillows

'It's not you...it's your carbon footprint!'

'That's the last time we buy a biodegradable TV.'

"Hi there! - I'm the world's first eco-friendly comedian... All My Jokes Are Recycled...!"

'It's an extinction notice.'

'I got tired of wet feet all the time.'

"Of course it's not clean energy -- We don't have clean ANYTHING!"

Endangered Species - Hardly/Slightly/Extremely.

"I didn't see the coffee table in the middle of the room, due to my visual impairment, caused by the rubbish light emitted by the government approved 150 watt energy saving bulb in my apartment..."

'I don't give advice. I'm only up here because it's safer.'

Tomorrow's world 2165.

'...and this is the water garden...'

"I wouldn't take the name 'dog strangling vine' literally."

Oil Spill Hits Wall St.

This is where Brent council sends you

"This is a terrible table!"

'It's self cleaning, and runs on natural gas.'

'...the downside, of course, is that I can't get the damn thing in the garage.'

"Rising sea levels."

"You're not helping the methane problem, you know."

"Pff! That orang utan's obviously a crisis actor!"

Shipwrecked with an environmentalist.

'There! another batch of clean coal.'

"Will this global warming mean we'll have longer summer vacations?"

You Are Here.

Perfect solution. Free street lighting, and we sell the surplus to the national grid.

"Let's not migrate, and just say we did.;"

Walking here to the tavern allows me to decrease my carbon footprint and increase my bourbon footprint.

This summer, Mother Nature goes nuts.

An snail shell with a chimney

World of Cow - Goldfish aren't the only ones to grow into their environments.

Now do you believe in global warming?!

Just think! If the mall goes bust, what happens to all that paved-over land? Save our mall. We could roll up the asphalt and start a huge nature preserve. What about current wildlife? Hmm�You're right. I don't think the endangered species act covers mall rats.

'The only problem with solar powered air conditioners is finding a long enough extension cord.'

'What we have to do is utilize some pollution control equipment in our manufacturing of pollution control equipment.'

"Your DNA test came back – you're 49% from the Amazon, 49% from the Caribbean, and 2% from some plastics plant in Texas."